Stoner Superpowers

Posted on October 24 2016

Ever thought about what life would be like if you were a superhero? If you’ve not then I’m not sure what's wrong with you, but I’d sort it out if I were you, cus that's kinda weird.

Ever think about getting stoned? Duh.

Ever wonder what it would be like to have super powers derived from marijuana use? Now that you mention i, I was thinking about this the other day, when considering how the ‘spinach’ Popeye ingests to gain his strength is, for all intents and purposes, a substitute for marijuana which wouldn’t have really been marketable at the time. Now, Popeye gains strength from ingesting his green, but he’s a sailor so enhanced physical strength is useful for him, I’m a weed blogger, so I don’t really need enhanced physical strength. I’d by no means declined super strength if offered it but it wouldn’t be on the top of my list, saying that, neither would anything practical or connected with my job.

So in a similar sense to Popeye, but with actual marijuana as opposed to a stand in, what would your power be? Would it be based upon the type of weed or the person? If it was based on weed, that could yield some pretty cool results, say like a slow, thought provoking Indica could give you mental based powers such as telekinesis and telepathy. A stronger, livelier Sativa could endow you with enhanced physical strength, flight or super speed, to reflect the more hyped effect of a Sativa.

I mean, it’s not gonna happen in real life, but it’s kinda fun to consider, hell, it could even make a good film.



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