Worst drug smugglers ever…

Posted on January 21 2016

This one is just ridiculous. Two men who were meant to be trafficking weed from Las Vegas to Montana ended up being arrested as a result of their own, drug-induced paranoia.

Holland Sward and Leland Ayala-Doliente were carrying over twenty pounds of marijuana in their car as they made the trip. The trouble was, according to court documents the two men couldn’t help but smoke a little bit of that produce on the drive. This resulted in the two men becoming convinced, as they reach the Idaho border, that they were being followed by cops. So what did they do? Well, I’ll transcribe the conversation of their phone call with the police. (For the record, they were so convinced the cops were already onto them that they decided to call 911 themselves).

Dispatcher: Madison County 911

Ayala-Dolienete: Hi. Uh, we’re the two dumb asses that got caught trying to bring some stuff through your border and all your cops are just driving around us like a bunch of jack wagons and I’d just like you guys to end it. If you could help me out with that, we would like to just get on with it.

Dispatcher: You got caught doing what?

Ayala-Dolienete: Ahh… okay. Um… We kind of got spooked here trying to bring some stuff across your Idaho border.

Dispatcher: Okay…

Ayala-Dolienete: Yeah. A bunch of your cops driving around in a bunch of civilian cars not wanting to pick us up. I don’t know what’s the deal. I was just wondering if you could help us out and end it?

Dispatcher: Okay… um…

Ayala-Dolienete: Yeah… if you could call one of them, I don’t know, it’s getting cold out here man. I just want to get warm and just get on with this whole thing so…

Ok, so just to make it clear, at this point there were not any cop cars following them. This was the first the police had even heard of it. The whole thing was brought about because the two guys were high and became paranoid that regular civilian cars were in fact unmarked cop cars onto them. Worst drug smugglers ever…


1 comment

  • bj joe: March 14, 2016

    that’s how you know that shit was smoking lol

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