Which strain is Donald Trump?

Posted on June 08 2016

Donald Trump says a lot of things. Sometimes they’re just to attack journalists, other times its to fire up his base of supporters that didn’t seem to exist in politics until he came along. Journalists say a lot about Trump back to him as well, but I think there’s a huge part of the debate that they’ve been missing this whole time. What strain of marijuana is Donald Trump? Is he more indica or sativa? Does he lean auto or normal flowering? Is he regular or feminised? Let’s find out -

First of all, lets look at whether The Donald is more likely to be a short bushy heavy indica sort of guy or a long, stalky and high minded sativa? The Donald tells it like it is, he’s short and to the point, which for me is a hard hitting indica.

It’s said that the Donald starts early, usually getting up around 5 or 6 to start making phone calls, so I think Donald is going to be a quick starter which gets up and going quickly. The Donald also finished the round of primaries very early, so that leads us to think he’s a quick grower and an early finisher, which makes him an auto.

Donald Trump switched from a democratic in the 80s and 90s to a red republican in 2012 and 2016, so we’re looking for some nice autumn colours in The Donald’s strain. When we’re looking at whether The Donald is a feminised strain or a regular, I think we probably know that the man that has been demonised in the media for disparaging comments about women is probably more on the regular side of things.

So we’re looking for a non feminised, auto flowering indica that grows quickly and finishes early.


Black Jack Auto is one of the fastest auto strains about. Unfortunately, the only thing that doesn’t quite line up with The Donald is the fact it’s not available in non feminized, but we think you won’t mind, because this amazing strain will make up for any disappointment. 9 weeks from germination to harvesting, along with some lovely colour means this one would even get The Donald’s approval.

Buy the seeds here: http://www.worldwide-marijuana-seeds.com/products/sweet-black-jack-automatic

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